Proof that fire alarms are indeed fun

Drunk Girl (singing): We didn't start the fire. It's always burning since the world's been turning...
Drunk Guy (joins in): We didn't start the fire...
Drunk Girl: You know what I'm talkin about man. Everyone else thinks I'm an asshole.

-- walking down the Newman stairwells during a fire alarm at 2:30am

Drunk Guy: Hey man, you know what I was doing when the fire alarm went off? Having sex...
....with a woman!

-- coming up the Newman stairwells at 3am after a fire alarm