She Must Have ESPN

Drunk Girl (while watching another drunk girl walking down steps in spike heels): Dude, she's so gonna fall. She's SO gonna fall....
(Drunk Girl #2 falls down steps.)
Drunk Girl: AHAHAHAHAH! Duuuuude, I SO called it. (To Drunk Girl #2:) HAHAHA, SO called it! Hey, you okay?

-- Newman Towers Entrance/Primo's Stairs