Some professors just don't know anything

Girl 1 (about a professor): Ugh, I know! I fuckin hate her, too! She gave me back this paper and said it didn't make any sense, but it was like the best paper I've ever written. I got a B- on it!!!
Girl 2: What was it about?
Girl 1: It was about the Food Network and how they're all about sex and stuff and it's ruining America. It was sooooo good!!!

-- on the bridge