And All I've Got Is A Pack Of 'Stating The Obvious'

Drunk Girl (to DA and friends): Hey, do you guys have any cigarettes?
DA: Nope, sorry.
Drunk Girl: Seriously? Aw, c'mon, I'll pay ya for them.
DA: Really sorry, we don't have any.
Semi-Drunk Girl: Oh, don't mind her, she's just a little drunk right now.

-- Newman Towers East Desk