Christmas in October
Girl: Are you ready for Christmas break?
Guy: I'm ready to hook up with some ho ho hos!
-- Overheard in December, at Murphy's
Girl: Are you ready for Christmas break?
Guy: I don't think that's why you made out with her -- because she wouldn't leave.
Girl: I got into a car accident once. My dad wouldn't pay for the damage, so I had to work like a little Mexican all summer to make enough money to cover it.
Alright kiddies, here's the deal. A little while back, I was introduced to Overheard in New York by a friend of mine. It's a pretty great idea -- people submit ridiculous conversations that they overhear in or around NYC. These snippets, when taken out of context, prove to be hilarious. It really is a great web site.