She's Vacationing In Ignorance-ville

Girl 1: So you didn't tell me if anything happened at the bar last night.

Girl 2: Oh, nah, nothing happened.

Girl 1: Why not? you guys were all hot and heavy last weekend.

Girl 2: Nah, he ruined his chances this time by bringing his girlfriend.

Girl 1: Ah that sucks, guess it's all over then?

Girl 2: No way, she's going to be away then next couple of weekends.

-- On The Bridge