Spring Break diet idea?

Guy 1: Yo dude... Now that we are in college, what do you think about the chicks?
Guy 2: Well they definitely put out more... but it's hard to find a girl without a beer gut.
Guy 1: Yeah seriously, can't we just tell them to stick to vodka or something - that way they'll get drunk, have sex, and will have tight stomachs!

-- high fives and laughs follow; Primo's